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April Fools.
April 01, 2003 - 11:29 PM
Before I go to bed, I want to write a quick April Fool's Day entry. This will involve me making things up. Be forewarned.
So I've decided to go goth. I was talking to Matt Damon, one of my many celebrity boyfriends, and he thinks goth girls are hot. It doesn't seem his style, but he can be a surprising guy. Thank God I'm already pale and don't require make-up. I started burning all my preppy clothes this afternoon.
Meanwhile, I've become pro-choice. I know, I know. I was so extremely pro-life before. What can I say? That got boring. I've also changed my name to Anastascia and sold my pet cat to gypsies. I changed my major to Mathematics because I really love it. I'm going to spend the summer vacationing in France, where the pro-USA sentiment is probably really great.
Oh, and I'm pregnant with Jon Stewart's baby. We're getting married in October. I'm really looking forward to it.
The end.
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